Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Take the case of 22-year-old Cory Evans from Boca Raton, Floriduh. He was arrested a few weeks ago by Florida Highway Patrol troopers after the police received a report that Evans was driving his semi-truck naked down Interstate 95. And he was masturbating.
The semi-truck driver who called the police said that Evans “seemed to be enticing him.” While he was fully clothed when pulled over, Evans fly was down.
He was charged with indecent exposure.
Floriduh Rating: 3