Star Seminole Steals Shellfish

  Reigning Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston is the first celebrity to be featured on this page and he has earned that honor after having been issued a civil citation from sheriff’s deputies after he walked out of a Publix supermarket without having paid for $32 worth of crawfish and crab legs. After Publix employees spotted Winston…

Short man, long drive, young girl

  The great news about Floriduh is that the subjects of our stories need not be residents of the state. They just have to get there. Which brings us to the sordid story of Christopher Lanning, a 40-year-old, 90-pound dwarf who drove from Kansas City, Kansas to Longwood, Florida after believing that he was going to meet a 14-year-old…