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F-ck You, Pay Me

  The court system in the United States was established upon the idea of “innocent until proven guilty.” Leon Hughes decided not to avail himself of the presumption of innocence when police investigators in West Palm Beach, Floriduh asked Hughes about his neighbor’s car, which was set on fire. Hughes told the police to write…

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Driving While “Shifting”

  Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Take the case of 22-year-old Cory Evans from Boca Raton, Floriduh. He was arrested a few weeks ago by Florida Highway Patrol troopers after the police received a report that Evans was driving his semi-truck naked down Interstate 95. And he was masturbating. The semi-truck driver who called the…

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UF? NO

  While some residents of Tampa, Floriduh were fortunate enough to see a sun halo in the sky — a phenomenon in which a circle appears to surround the sun after light from the sun is refracted by ice crystals associated with thin, high-level clouds, at least one resident of town thought she was seeing…

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Nut Steals the Wrong Dough

  William Edward Hicks of Fort Walton Beach, Floriduh, was arrested Friday (April 25) after stealing a single doughnut from a local Wal-Mart. According to The New York Daily News: The store’s loss prevention officers reported seeing Hicks take the pastry out of a case before wandering back to the sporting goods section. There they said…