Our Favorite Floriduh Game

  Look at Charles William Bolen‘s mugshot. Examine it. It’s time to play, “What Drug Is He On?” While he looks like Charles Manson’s younger brother (save for a missing swastika tattoo between his eyes), Bloen did not kill anyone prior to his arrest in Palm Beach Gardens. He did threaten to hurt customers at a Walgreens…

Hot for Guidance

    As we’ve seen over the past few days, stories about teachers who seduce their students are fairly commonplace, and barely rate a 1 on the Floriduh Scale; however, this is Floriduh, so there has to be a twist. In the case of 29-year-old Cecilia Alvarez from Port St. Lucie, the twist is that this school employee,…

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

  Earlier today, we wrote about the epidemic of children ending up inside of crane machines. We follow up with the story of a teacher who had sex with her student.  As was the case with the story about the little girl stuck inside of the crane, such stories are unfortunately all too common and would normally…

I’m a prize

  In recent months, the country has suffered from an epidemic of unattended children who disappear, only to end up inside of a crane machine. Often, they are discovered playing with the toys inside the machine. Accordingly, a story about a five-year-old from Fort Lauderdale, Florida who ended up inside of a crane machine would…

Short man, long drive, young girl

  The great news about Floriduh is that the subjects of our stories need not be residents of the state. They just have to get there. Which brings us to the sordid story of Christopher Lanning, a 40-year-old, 90-pound dwarf who drove from Kansas City, Kansas to Longwood, Florida after believing that he was going to meet a 14-year-old…

Sweetheart Scammer’s Spree Scotched

  Michelle Nicholas, a 46-year-old woman known as the “Sweetheart Scammer” was arrested in Broward County, Floriduh, after befriending an elderly man and using a romantic trip to the Florida Keys to scam him out of a 2006 Lexus, thousands of dollars, and a $13,000 Rolex watch. She also attempted to open a line of credit in…

Happy Easter

Wishing all of our fans a very Happy Easter! While you were celebrating, Floriduh was living its life, which means that there are stories to tell. We’ll see you on Monday morning.

Our First Perfect Floriduh Rating

  The adage that a picture tells a thousand words is only partially-true in the case of Chrystal Hassel whose story earns the first perfect Floriduh rating in this feature’s very short existence. Now, some might wonder whether we’re jumping the gun by placing this hot mess in such rarefied territory. When you hear the story, you’ll wish that we…

School Dress Code For Parents?

  The alarm clock rings on a school day and you know the drill. In no time at all, you’re running late. Showers need to be taken, breakfasts need to be eaten, lunches need to be made. Then it’s time to round up the troops, pile them into the car, and drive them to school…